 ALABAMA |
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It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded
while operating a vehicle. |
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Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
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It is illegal to wear a fake mustache
that causes laughter in church. |
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CALIFORNIA
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Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. |
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Animals are banned from mating publicly
within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place
of worship. |
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Bathhouses are against the law. [Get
the full text of this law.] |
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It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any
kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target
is a whale. |
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Women may not drive in a house coat.
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| FLORIDA |
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Women may be fined for falling asleep
under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. |
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A special law prohibits unmarried
women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk
arrest, fine, and/or jailing. |
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If an elephant is left tied to a parking
meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it
would for a vehicle. |
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It is illegal to sing in a public
place while attired in a swimsuit. |
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Men may not be seen publicly in any
kind of strapless gown. |
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Having sexual relations with a porcupine
is illegal. |
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It is illegal to skateboard without
a license. |
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When having sex, only the missionary
position is legal. |
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| KANSAS |
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Prohibits shooting rabbits from a
motorboat. |
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| LOUISIANA |
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It is illegal to rob a bank and then
shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. |
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| INDIANA |
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It is illegal for a liquor store to
sell cold soft drinks. |
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Liquor stores may not sell milk. |
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| MICHIGAN |
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You may not swear in front of women
and children in the state of Michigan. |
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| NEBRASKA |
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It is illegal for bar owners to sell
beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle
of soup. |
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| NEW
YORK |
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A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
This old law specifically prohibits men from turning
around on any city street and looking "at a
woman in that way." A second conviction for
a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating
male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders"
wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. |
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It is against the law to throw a ball
at someone's head for fun. |
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A license must be purchased before
hanging clothes on a clothesline. |
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The penalty for jumping off a building
is death. |
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| NORTH
DAKOTA |
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Beer and pretzels can't be served
at the same time in any bar or restaurant. |
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It is illegal to lie down and fall
asleep with your shoes on. |
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| OHIO |
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It is illegal to fish for whales on
Sunday. |
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It is illegal to get a fish drunk. |
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| PENNSYLVANIA |
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A person is not eligible to become
Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. |
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| TEXAS |
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It is illegal to take more than three
sips of beer at a time while standing. |
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It is illegal to drive without windshield
wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must
have the wipers. |
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It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo
from the second story of a hotel. |
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It is illegal to milk another person's
cow. |
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A recently passed anticrime law requires
criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice,
either orally or in writing, and to explain the
nature of the crime to be committed. |
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The entire Encyclopedia Britannica
is banned in Texas because it contains a formula
for making beer at home. |
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| WISCONSIN |
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You must manually flush all urinals
in a building. |
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Butter substitutes are not allowed
to be served in state prisons. |
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